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1 I can't tell you my full name! You know Mom won't tell me my middle name!
2 Why is no one singing? Why is no one dancing? What's wrong with Hollywood?!
3 Two days u[...]
Enjoy 7 top Lucille Bluth quotes. Quotes from Arrested Development by Lucille Bluth.
1. Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
2. Michael: Tell me the truth. There's been a lot of lying in this family
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Enjoy 17 best Arrested Development quotes. Funniest quotes by Tobias Funke and other characters of this awesome TV show.
1. Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?
Michael: That's a cross.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Across from where?
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1 Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em[...]
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1 Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schultz
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3 Romance is [...]
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1 It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it's not a man-purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. The Hangover (2009)
2 ...Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong [...]
Check out some short funny quotes and hilarious sayings on life. All of 'em are awesome.
1 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Billy Sunday
2 You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best go[...]
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Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat wi[...]
These funny relationship quotes will make you laugh. We did our best to bring you only the best.
We can improve our relationships with others if we become encouragers instead of critics. Joyce Meyer
Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge. Ronny Shakes
What would men be without [...]
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Funny Happy Birthday Wishes
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Happy birthday to someone who’s[...]
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Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again. Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson
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1. 'Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of incom[...]
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Funny Beatles Quotes
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Enjoy the best Bill Cosby Quotes. Quotes by Bill Cosby, American Comedian. They include all the funny quotes he said.
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
I was put in remedial e[...]
These Kevin Hart funny quotes and jokes will sure make you laugh. These Kevin Hart jokes about relationship and life are the best and funniest you will find.
Kevin Hart About Government
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Enjoy 7 top Lucille Bluth quotes. Quotes from Arrested Development by Lucille Bluth. 1. Waitress: Plate or platter? Lucille: I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it. 2. Michael: Tell me...
These funny relationship quotes will make you laugh. We did our best to bring you only the best. We can improve our relationships with others if we become encouragers instead of critics. Joyce Meyer...