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1 Let’s make RegiLove!
2 You make me RY-HORNY!
3 Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?
4 You make my Darkrai rise.
5 Want to ride my emPOLEon?
6 You just gave me a Cubone.
7 My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
8 I’ve got Masterballs baby.
9 You set my Chimchar on fire.
10 Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?
11 My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
12 Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?
13 You put the “BONE” in Cubone.
14 Is that a TANGELA down there?
15 Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
16 My Exeggcute are pretty weak.
17 You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!
18 You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
19 I can make your Milktanks moo.
20 You give my Gengar that smile.
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21 Let’s have a Togepi of our own!
22 I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
23 My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!
24 Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?
25 Want to Link your cable onto me?
26 You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.
27 Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
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28 Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
29 You put the “cool” in Tentacool.
30 I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
31 I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
32 Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.
33 You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.
34 I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
35 I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.
36 I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.
37 I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.
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38 Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
39 Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
40 I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.
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41 My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.
42 I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.
43 Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.
44 If you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!
45 Do you wanna see what’s in my ball bag?
46 I just want to stick it in your wooper.
47 Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.
48 What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
49 I’d love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!
50 Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
51 Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
52 Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.
53 I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
54 Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?
55 Don’t make me use Water Gun all over you!
56 You’ll be WEEZING after I’m done with you.
57 How about you come and see my safari zone.
58 My Diglett’s attracted to your SWEET SCENT.
59 Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
60 Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
61 I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
62 Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
63 Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up.
64 My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.
65 I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.
66 If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.
67 Let’s battle so they can get some experience.
68 If I were a Clefairy, I’d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
69 My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.
70 Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
71 Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?
72 Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin’.
73 If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.
74 If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
75 Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
76 How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
77 If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.
78 You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
79 You remind me of Deoxys, you’re out of this world.
80 If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz
81 I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.
82 My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
83 Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
84 You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
85 Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!
86 When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.
87 My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!
88 I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
89 If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.
90 You must be a Charmander because you’re getting me hot.
91 The name’s cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.
92 Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
93 I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.
94 I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievious pussy in town.
95 I think I’m going to need a Burn Heal because you’re hot.
96 Do you wanna see my NUGGETS? I’d POUND you with my Piplup.
97 starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?
98 I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
99 How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
100 Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink –
101 When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
102 Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i’m done with you.
103 Are you from the Hoenn Region? ‘Cuz you’re the only HO I see.
104 I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
105 My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.
106 Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle?
107 I think we’re going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
108 If you were a pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
109 My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.
110 STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?
111 Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
112 You’re such a good catch, i think i’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
113 Let’s make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
114 Baby, I’m a Mismagius. I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
115 You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.
116 Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
117 I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
118 I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.
119 How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it’s not really viridian.
120 It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs.
121 Do you like Pokeballs because you’re about to get really close to one of mine.
122 My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.
123 I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
124 If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
125 I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).
126 I like to Pikachu when you’re naked.
127 Hey, I’ve got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
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