How To Deal With A Roommate In A Funny Way


1) Don’t ask your roommate when he will wash his dirty dishes. Wash them for him. Then tell him he owes you.

2) My roommate didn’t wash his dirty dishes for three days. Then he finally said: “I will wash them tomorrow.” I said: “Don’t worry about it. I’m hoping to see some cockroaches. Haven’t seen them for a long time.”

3) Don’t ask your roommate if he will split an electricity bill with you. Break his iPhone. Then tell him his iPhone has paid its own electricity bill.

4) Don’t tell your roommate you have parents. Tell him you’re part of Russian mafia. This way he will be very polite with you.

5) Don’t tell your roommate to keep the bathroom clean. Tell him you would shit in his bed if he forgets to flush the toilet.

6) Don’t tell your roommate not to bring home stray pets. Kill a stray dog and put it in his bed, Godfather-style.

7) Don’t tell your roommate not to slam the door in the middle of the night. Slam the door in the middle of the night, then tell him he did it.

Sponsored Content

Liked this page?

Then why not get our iOS app from ? Then you will have the world's biggest collection of jokes and inspiring quotes right in your pocket, and the app will work faster than the site, so it will save you time and keep you entertained.

Share the joy

Related pages

retarded pussy picsworlds funniest knock knock jokeirish priest jokesfunny mormon quotesdenture jokesmam jokenun quotes funnyjedi sayingsmotivational quotes paulo coelhoshort scottish jokessunday jokes one linersralph simpsonscorny pick up lines for guysedgar allan poe quotes from poemsshort bible jokestapatio man costumefunny scary clownsmy homie quoteshow many times does al pacino say fuck in scarfacegandhi health quotesfunny retard quotespokemon pickupharry potter happiness quotefunny comeback lines for insults2003 ford focus sedan reviewsalbert einstein on god quotesfunny jokes on studieslaw enforcement inspirational quotesalabama worleyreally funny comicsfunny butt sex jokesconan the destroyer quotesice breaker opening linesfamous quotes of paulo coelho2006 honda civic ex sedan mpgyo momma so hairyjohn mayer break awaylyrics of rick rossundying love quotes sayingsfunny pics of nunscop jokes one linersfunny denture picturesall time great comedy moviesadventures of tom sawyer quotesmonica lewinsky jokesmercedes benz janis joplin lyricsjohn lennon peace quotesalabama worley true romance2007 honda civic transmission problemsace ventura phrasesnicolaus copernicus interesting factsdirty acronymsinspiring tupac quotesscenes from napoleon dynamitegambler quotesdickens christmas quotesernest hemingway quotes on warhonda civic engine problemswaiter waiter jokestupa quotesplato education quotesfunniest louis ckhonda mt kiscofunny cat pisbest movies of sean conneryself reliance emerson quotesfrosty the snowman picquotes by gautama buddhaquotes on accountantscheesy football jokesfunny joje2pac quotes about moneydumb and dumber funny quotes