Funny Snowman Jokes


These really funny snowman jokes will sure make you laugh. They are the best you will find anywhere on the Net.

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A: Puddle.

Q: How do snowmen get around? A: They ride an icicle.

Q: What do you call a snowman in the tropics? A: Lost.

Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.

Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? A: He heard the snow-blower coming.

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice caps.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes.

Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Do you smell carrots?

Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snow-ladies? A: Snowballs.

Indians Preparing For Snowy Winter

The Indians asked their Chief in Autumn if the Winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the Winter was going to be cold with lots of snow and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is this winter to be cold?” The man on the phone responded, “This Winter is going to be quite cold indeed.” So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again, “Is it going to be a very cold winter?” “Yes”, the man replied, “it’s going to be a very cold Winter.” So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: “Are you absolutely sure that the Winter is going to be very cold?” “Absolutely,” the man replies, “the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!”

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