86 Funny Acronyms and Abbreviations

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  1. C.S.I. = Cannot Stop Investigating
  2. F.I.N.A.L.S.= Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit
  3. A.D.I.D.A.S. = All Day I Dream About Soccer
  4. ADIDAS = All Dames In Denmark Are Sexy
  5. B.I.T.C.H.= Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes
  6. B.M.W. = Big Money Waster
  7. B.O.S.S. = Built On Self Success
  8. BING = Bing Is Not Google
  9. BING = But It’s Not Google
  10. BITCH = Babe In Total Control of Herself
  11. BITCH = Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons
  12. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
  13. CRST = Can’t Read Simple Text
  14. CRST = Can’t Remember Shit
  15. D.E.N.I.A.L.= Don’t Even Know I Am Lying
  16. D.I.E.T. = Did I Eat That?
  17. D.I.E.T. = Do I Eat Today?
  18. DIARY = Darling I Always Remember You
  19. ENGLAND = Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days
  20. F.E.A.R. = Fuck Everything And Run
  21. F.I.S.H.= Fuck It, Shit Happens
  22. F.O.R.D. = Fix Or Repair Daily
  23. F.O.R.D. = For Only Retarded Drivers
  24. FRANCE = Friendship Remains And Never Can End
  25. FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
  26. G.R.E.A.T. = Get Really Excited About Today
  27. GOOGLE = General Organism Optimized For
  28. H.A.T.E.R.S = Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success
  29. H.O.P.E. = Hold On, Pain Ends
  30. I.D.G.A.F.= I Don’t Give Away Food
  31. IA = Informed Allah
  32. K.I.A. = Korean Imported Abortion
  33. K.I.A. = Korean Industrial Accident
  34. L.A.M.E. = Laughable And Mildly Entertaining
  35. L.I.F.E. = Learning Is Fun & Exciting
  36. L.I.F.E. = Living Isn’t Freaking Easy
  37. L.I.F.E. = Love Is For Everyone L.I.F.E. = Living It Fully Everyday
  38. L.I.V.E. = Learning Important Values Everyday
  39. L.O.V.E. = Loss Of Valuable Energy
  40. LOVE = Loyalty On Virginity Ends
  41. M.A.I.D = Mother Actually In Disguise
  42. M.A.N.A.G.E.R. = Meaningless A**hole Needlessly Activating General Employee Resentment
  43. M.A.T.H. = Mental Abuse to Humans
  44. M.C.D.O.N.A.L.D. = Making Children Diners Order Nuggets And Large Drinks
  45. MDR = Mississippi Drug Run
  46. N.A.S.C.A.R. = Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
  47. NYLON = New York & London
  48. OK = One Kiss
  49. P.M.S. = Potential Murder Suspect
  50. P.M.S. = Psychotic Mood Shift
  51. P.M.S. = Purchase More Shoes
  52. P.O.O.R. = Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly
  53. P.O.R.S.C.H.E. = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
  54. P.R.O.M.I.S.E.S. = People Really Only Make It Sound Extra Simple
  55. S.A.A.B. = Sad Attempt At Beauty
  56. S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
  57. S.C.H.O.O.L. = Sucks Children’s Happiness Out Of Life
  58. S.I.N.G.L.E = Stress Is Now Gone, Life’s Easier
  59. S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving, Enlightened
  60. S.M.I.L.E. = Showing Miracle In Little Effort
  61. S.P.A.M. = Seriously, Poor Advertising Method!
  62. S.T.R.E.S.S = Shit To Remember Every Single Second
  63. S.W.A.G = Secretly We Are Gay
  64. S.W.A.G = She Wants A Gentleman
  65. S.W.A.G = SHOWING the WORLD ALL your GREATNESS
  66. S.W.A.G = Sold Without A Guarantee
  67. S.W.A.G = Stolen Without A Gun
  68. S.W.A.G = Studies in Women and Gender
  69. S.W.A.G = Stupid Wild-Ass Guess
  70. SHIT = Special High Intensity Training
  71. SWIFT = Sure Wish I had a Fast Truck
  72. T.E.A.M. = Together Everyone Achieves More
  73. T.H.O.R. = The Hammer’s Over Rated
  74. T.S.A. = Touching Sensitive Areas
  75. V.O.D.K.A. = Very Overpowering Drink Killing Agony
  76. V.O.L.V.O. = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
  77. VISTA = Very Inconsistent Software – Try Again
  78. VISTA = Very Irritating System Try Another
  79. VISTA = Vista Is Stupid To Attempt
  80. W.A.T.E.R. = Wonderful And Totally Energizing Refreshment
  81. W.E.I.R.D.= Wonderful Exciting Interesting Real Different
  82. WERNER = We Employ Retards No Experience Required
  83. WIFE = Worries Invited ForEver
  84. ZEGG = Zebras Eat Green Grass
  85. ZEGG = Zippos Emptied on Green Ganja
  86. ZEGG = Zombies Eagerly Gobble Guts

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