Dirt Devil Definition


Dirt Devil: vacuum cleaner that cleans like a devil: it does not clean shit, so you cannot help using devil’s name.

That’s how you can use ‘Dirt Devil’ in a sentence:

#1: If my girlfriend had sex the same way Dirt Devil cleans, I would not have to worry about her getting pregnant.

#2: My roommate was angry at me, until he moved out and left me Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner. He apparently knew that revenge is best served as Dirt Devil.

#3: Don’t ask your county what it can do for you. Ask how many Dirt Devils you can destroy for it.

#4: Your life had meaning if you destroyed at least one Dirt Devil.

#5: When people go to hell, they have to clean it with Dirt Devil. It does not clean anything, so the devil gloats at their terrible suffering.

#6: The guy who invented Dirt Devil has come up with the idea for it to torture all mankind.

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